| Human Coaches |
| Name | Team | Career Record | Last Import | |
| John Pferdelack | none | 20-62 | ||
| Joe Frank | Cavaliers | 418-238 | 00:00:00 | |
| Jay Halstead | Hornets | 258-398 | 00:00:00 | |
| Lucas Voltaire | Nets | 380-354 | 00:00:00 | |
| Steven Armstrong | none | 553-513 | ||
| Marcel Goalic | Nuggets | 840-554 | 00:00:00 | |
| Matt Moz | none | 114-132 | ||
| Klaus Klöte | Spurs | 830-564 | 00:00:00 | |
| Chris Bird | Celtics | 869-525 | 00:00:00 | |
| BJ Penn | Trail Blazers | 654-740 | 00:00:00 | |
| J.T. Thrash | Heat | 43-121 | 00:00:00 | |
| Corey Cadby | none | 242-250 | ||
| Asian Beckham | 76ers | 692-620 | 00:00:00 | |
| Niklas Heidfeld | Bulls | 747-647 | 00:00:00 | |
| Jon Snow | none | 254-156 | ||
| Mark Newman | none | 435-385 | ||
| Ramon Pacho | Wizards | 83-81 | 00:00:00 | |
| Thomas Eichhorst | none | 273-305 | ||
| Dino Drpic | Hawks | 110-218 | 00:00:00 | |
| Dwane Casey | none | 53-111 | ||
| Peter Crouch | Thunder | 29-135 | 00:00:00 | |
| Marc Cuban | none | 763-385 | ||
| Marcus Webber | none | 404-662 | ||
| Roger Kint | none | 549-271 | ||
| Nico Saint | Timberwolves | 220-108 | 00:00:00 | |
| Harvey Specter | Clippers | 512-472 | 00:00:00 | |
| Daniel Willyson | Pacers | 269-305 | 00:00:00 | |
| Razor Ramon | Bucks | 130-116 | 00:00:00 | |
| Nosmo King | none | 494-572 | ||
| Robbie Miller | Rockets | 29-53 | 00:00:00 | |
| Tim Lowry | Jazz | 132-196 | 00:00:00 | |
| Bruce Twarze | none | 630-436 | ||
| John Wagner | none | 208-60 | ||
| Ottmar Addoson | none | 107-57 | ||
| Mike Maccagnan | Kings | 500-696 | 00:00:00 | |
| J.R. Ewing | Mavericks | 57-189 | 00:00:00 | |
| Long Brois | Grizzlies | 496-570 | 00:00:00 | |
| Ken Carter | none | 149-261 | ||
| Walter Reed | none | 236-92 | ||
| Dennis Gold | none | 327-411 | ||
| Damien Damon | Bobcats | 247-409 | 00:00:00 | |
| Charlie Winning | none | 603-580 | ||
| Vito Corleone | Raptors | 567-745 | 00:00:00 | |
| Doug Heffernan | none | 29-53 | ||
| George Smith | none | 291-365 | ||
| Anakin Skywalker | Knicks | 134-254 | 00:00:00 | |
| Barney Ross | Warriors | 508-725 | 00:00:00 | |
| Bucky Lasek | Magic | 486-476 | 00:00:00 | |
| Henry Motown | Pistons | 620-774 | 00:00:00 | |
| Gregg Popovich | none | 531-535 | ||
| Frank Buschmann | none | 555-615 | ||
| Marc Lyberus | Lakers | 901-493 | 00:00:00 | |
| Woody Boyd | Suns | 202-372 | 00:00:00 |