| Human Coaches |
| Name | Team | Career Record | Last Import | |
| John Pferdelack | none | 20-62 | ||
| Joe Frank | Cavaliers | 357-217 | 00:00:00 | |
| Jay Halstead | Hornets | 226-348 | 00:00:00 | |
| Lucas Voltaire | Nets | 318-334 | 00:00:00 | |
| Steven Armstrong | none | 553-513 | ||
| Marcel Goalic | Nuggets | 779-533 | 00:00:00 | |
| Matt Moz | none | 114-132 | ||
| Klaus Klöte | Spurs | 755-557 | 00:00:00 | |
| Chris Bird | Celtics | 826-486 | 00:00:00 | |
| BJ Penn | Trail Blazers | 593-719 | 00:00:00 | |
| J.T. Thrash | Heat | 25-57 | 00:00:00 | |
| Corey Cadby | none | 242-250 | ||
| Asian Beckham | 76ers | 653-577 | 00:00:00 | |
| Niklas Heidfeld | Bulls | 693-619 | 00:00:00 | |
| Jon Snow | none | 254-156 | ||
| Mark Newman | none | 435-385 | ||
| Ramon Pacho | Wizards | 43-39 | 00:00:00 | |
| Thomas Eichhorst | none | 273-305 | ||
| Dino Drpic | Hawks | 68-178 | 00:00:00 | |
| Dwane Casey | none | 53-111 | ||
| Peter Crouch | Thunder | 13-69 | 00:00:00 | |
| Marc Cuban | none | 763-385 | ||
| Marcus Webber | none | 404-662 | ||
| Roger Kint | none | 549-271 | ||
| Nico Saint | Timberwolves | 178-68 | 00:00:00 | |
| Harvey Specter | Clippers | 457-445 | 00:00:00 | |
| Daniel Willyson | Pacers | 242-250 | 00:00:00 | |
| Razor Ramon | Bucks | 99-65 | 00:00:00 | |
| Nosmo King | none | 494-572 | ||
| Tim Lowry | Jazz | 109-137 | 00:00:00 | |
| Bruce Twarze | none | 630-436 | ||
| John Wagner | none | 208-60 | ||
| Ottmar Addoson | none | 107-57 | ||
| Mike Maccagnan | Kings | 466-648 | 00:00:00 | |
| J.R. Ewing | Mavericks | 22-142 | 00:00:00 | |
| Long Brois | Grizzlies | 448-536 | 00:00:00 | |
| Ken Carter | none | 149-261 | ||
| Walter Reed | none | 236-92 | ||
| Dennis Gold | none | 327-411 | ||
| Damien Damon | Bobcats | 240-334 | 00:00:00 | |
| Charlie Winning | none | 603-580 | ||
| Vito Corleone | Raptors | 518-712 | 00:00:00 | |
| Doug Heffernan | none | 29-53 | ||
| George Smith | Rockets | 291-365 | 00:00:00 | |
| Anakin Skywalker | Knicks | 107-199 | 00:00:00 | |
| Barney Ross | Warriors | 459-692 | 00:00:00 | |
| Bucky Lasek | Magic | 447-433 | 00:00:00 | |
| Henry Motown | Pistons | 577-735 | 00:00:00 | |
| Gregg Popovich | none | 531-535 | ||
| Frank Buschmann | none | 555-615 | ||
| Marc Lyberus | Lakers | 844-468 | 00:00:00 | |
| Woody Boyd | Suns | 171-321 | 00:00:00 |